bruseph

Ones best friend that wiit take a bullet for you

person: yo i just cussed in class and my my friend took the blame

person 2: total bruseph

bruseph by hyaga boom December 3, 2013

Brosephine 

A Josephine that is temporarily in the bro-zone, or has undergone a state of brosification.

This generally happens when a Josephine is working with bros in a ratio of at least 1.5:1 bros to Josephine.

A Brosephine is characterized by all the awesome traits of a Josephine, with the added ability to make funny poop jokes and bro down.

whoa! who laid out all these chiggen wings and jaeger bombs for everyone?

oh dude, that was Brosephine

Brosephine by schwangalang October 4, 2016

Broseph Stalin 

1. Many people know Joseph Stalin as a harsh and cruel dictator, but his closest friends (Bros) knew him differently. Recent photographs show Joseph Stalin sporting a bright red polo (a novelty at the time) double fisting 2 nattys watching two of his primo bitches wrestle for his attention. A voice recording shows Stalin calling the cold war "chill as fuck" and and even going as far as stating "shit I would lax if it wasn't so damn cold outside"
2. Someone who appears completely unchill and unbro, but takes on the full bro persona in the presence of other bros.

Man Sully's a real Broseph Stalin at work, but when the bros come over, the fists start pumping.

Broseph Stalin by Broseph Staln November 22, 2010

St. Broseph 

The bro you can always turn to no matter what the scenario is. He will always be willing to help you out.

Ryan: "Dude, I was in a bad place for such a long time, and if it weren't for Joe St. Broseph here, I probably would have ended up in the gutters somewhere."

St. Broseph by SM_905 July 15, 2009

brosephski 

a hybrid between broseph and broski. All three a more affectionate term for bro, dude, man, etc and all are interchangeable. Typically used with your close friends who do not have vaginas.

Ohh brosephski you missed the party. We were sooo wasted!

brosephski by YoungBallzy September 22, 2010

Broseph Kony 

Your black friend who has a lot of kids and makes them work everyday usually cleaning non stop

Man that guy makes his kids work like hell.Yup, thats my Broseph Kony

Broseph Kony by thatcoolblackguy February 14, 2013

Broseph 

The highest level of broship between bromates. Brofficially the greatest achievement in brolife.

Ninja is the my absolute best broseph. She's bromine.

Broseph by Alix Jay October 23, 2012