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Architurnt

Architurnt: The act of turning up as an Architecture major. Instead of plastic handles, 30 racks, drunk sorority girls, and bad decisions, Architecture majors turn up in a different fashion. We tend to stay up longer, drink to much drugs (Caffeine), have raves in the studio while listening to contemporary jazz, and wake up with a hangover of pride. Getting turnt in the studio takes on a different meaning here than it does in a rap song.
"wow, my roomate got so architurnt last night she came home at 5 am with x-acto cuts and woke up with a hot glue gun stuck to her butt"
"I heard Tim got so fucking architurnt last night he finished his model before 2 am, what a light weight"
"architurning up tonight, anybody want to come and draft this shit up w/ me?"
Architurnt by MichaelLucas November 14, 2014
Prettiest person you'd ever come across. Might melt your screen with her photos. Naturally humorous. The person everyone wants but no one deserves. In a word; Perfect.
Me: Let's fall in love for the night Archita.
Archita: sure
Teacher: Hey you both in the backseat.
archita by secretsimp69 July 31, 2021

paper architect 

Someone whose work is purely theoretical, having never come to fruition, or has never been exemplified by anything in the real world.
"He was a tenured professor of architecture—a position buttressed by his renown as a 'paper architect.'
That is to say, he was an esteemed architect whose reputation rested on his designs, rather than on the buildings constructed from them."
—Asterios Polyp, by David Mazzucchelli
paper architect by ignazio January 30, 2010

Architecture

The practice of designing buildings and environments that transforms OCD into a superpower.
Wow, ever since Daryl got into architecture, those tights n cape don't look so bad on 'im.
Architecture by beyondnothing April 13, 2011

fuck you architecture 

insincere, inauthentic, dishonest, and ugly building design meant to meet the bare code, legal and zoning requirements for standing domiciles whilst achieving one goal and one goal only : making money off the public and usually in the most blunt, crass and direct way.
Wal-Mart Inc. employs fuck you architecture in almost all of its' stores and surrounding properties.

Architecture

It's the definition of the " hell major " in university , which will create heaven on earth ...
I made 2 huge mistakes in my life :

1. Entering the architecture faculty

2. Leaving it..