yomper

penis

Me: Man, I wonder what Brad's up to these days. I wouldn't be surprised if he was gay--he always gave off a vibe.

Friend: He's prolly chompin on a big yomper.

by sorryterry October 26, 2014

yomper

Super fat dip of smokeless tobacco

Jason Dufner threw in a yomper before he sank his last putt to win the PGA Championship

by Fattyhawg November 4, 2013