Tarkus 

1.) a piece of music by Emerson, Lake and Palmer, or the album on which that musical piece first appeared 2.) a mechanical beast resembling a cross between a tank and armadillo 3.) the most awesome/beautiful/powerful thing ever

1.) I love listening to Tarkus, it's the greatest song ever. 2.) That Tarkus is gonna blow up Cuba. 3.) Man, that chick looks so Tarkus

Tarkus by Tarkusman January 8, 2009

Tarkus 

1971 Emerson, Lake, and Palmer album

Tarkus by Alex March 26, 2003

Tarkus 

Name given to the armadillo tank painted by William Neal for the album that became "Tarkus."

I finally bit the bullet and bought Tarkus.

Boy do I hate Tarkus.

Tarkus rocks!

Tarkus by GIANT HOGWEED LIVES May 2, 2005

tarkus 

In homosexual american culture: the thankful reciever of bukakke and donkeypunches. often known to make silly and inane comments in desperation for approval. A tarkus is by definition an extremely ugly nasty stupid and essentially valueless piece of human trash.
TarkusENC: A Tarkus known for seat fetishism and smell of rotting fish.

see: TarkusENC of efnet

tarkus by pxl November 7, 2008

tarkus 

gaywad

tarkus is a gaywad

tarkus by LUEshi_ February 6, 2020

don't tardus

Do not condescend and treat us as if we are not smart enough to understand you.

Hey don't tardus, we know what a hybrid car is!

don't tardus by I, Wreckerrr October 30, 2020

Targus 

Diluted, milky.

Primarily used by african-american people to insult people who derived from the anglo-saxons; as if a cup of tea which is usually black has been diluted with milk.

The plural of targus is 'targi'

Yeah, that guy, he called you a n****r!

I don't care. After all, he is a stinking targus.

Targus by ilovethedankestofmemes June 29, 2016