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Martin Freeman 

(noun)-A hedgehog made out of Kittens, Jam and RAGE.
"Man, I really hate Martin Freeman"
"Fuck you, he won a BAFTA"
Martin Freeman by The Webthropolgist September 8, 2013

Martin Freeman 

One sexy-ass mofo of a BAMF.
Fuck you, he won a BAFTA!
Often likened to a hedgehog.
Who's that guy made of kittens holding that pot of jam?
Oh that's just Martin Freeman....
Martin Freeman by JAWWWWWN June 12, 2012

Martin Freeman 

Person 1: martin freeman
Person 2: martin freeman ? who's that ?
Person 1: KILL

Martin Freeman 

Person:/ A middle-aged British actor, best known for his roles as Bilbo Baggins and John Watson. Freeman is a highly adorable man for his age, and he manages to make everyone who sees him fall in love, regardless of their age, gender, or sexuality. He has a knack for making sassy (some would say rude) jokes and comments, but it makes us love him all the more. Adj:/ an extremely cute and smol person or thing. Verb:/ To master something to the extreme level of becoming a god.
Adj: Look at that face, he is SUCH a Martin Freeman.

Verb: Damn, he Martin Freemaned it.

martin freeman is kittens 

Martin Freeman is a British actor. Most people know him from things such as John Watson in BBC Sherlock, Tim Canterbury in The Office and a few other things.
Kittens are cute, Martin is cute, therefore Martin Freeman is kittens.
Person One: "I've got loads of pictures of Martin Freeman~"
Person Two: "Oh my god, I love Martin Freeman, he's kittens!"

So Martin Freeman is kittens.