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Sharfism 

When using words that sound similar to the intended word. While similar these words are completely incorrect and usually made up. Commonly laughed at and used by rednecks. A bi-product of the Sharf bloodline.
Ex: Welp! They started up the cornbine.

The sharfism is "cornbine" which should have been "combine" which is a reference to the harvester used to harvest corn from a field.

Ex: The deer came straight out of the "cocktails". (Intended word was "cattails")
Sharfism by The Good Old Boy July 11, 2017
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Scartism 

A mental disorder in which the person with scartism thinks and acts like every thing around him will hurt, or scar him/her for life.
A whiney person who is afraid to do anything without getting hurt in some way, shape or form.

A wus would be an example of a person with scartism.

chocolate scarfish 

Normally the man turns to the other man and says "scar me dad" and cuts his anus many times until the other man ejaculates and then let's himself bleed out on the floor whilst the other man fucks his dead body spread out on the floor hence the name starfish.
I'm going to jail because i finally gave my man chocolate scarfish last night....totally worth it.

Scarismytoe 

A TikTok creator who posts texting stories regarding various anime and game characters. They have over 19k followers and 456.5k likes.

They currently have roughly 41 playlists of various series with multiple anime and video game characters. Some of their more notable series are their texting Shinso and Iida from the popular anime and manga My Hero Academia or Boku no Hero Academia, which were most likely the things that boosted them to where they are now.

They’re a very hardworking person who needs to take a break sometimes and not stress about posting, as everyone will understand and always be there whenever they do and whenever they need breaks.
Person 1: have you heard of Scarismytoe? Their Iida series is my favorite.
Person 2: omg I have! I binged that one last night. I’m hooked.
Scarismytoe by S0livagant September 16, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026