VampDouche 

A man or woman who will wear sunglasses when there are clouds blocking the sun.

Guy 1: Hey look at that douche with the sunglasses.

Guy 2: Yeah! Why is he wearing sunglasses when it is sunny outside? What a VampDouche

VampDouche by The Douche Watcher July 25, 2013

Vardouche 

A word to describe an individual who has shown themselves to be very emotionless in one way or another, thus comparing them to the cleansing product for vaginas.

A soul less person that has zero ability to be nice to people within his group of "friends".

A person that has the ability, passion, and purpose in life to undermine others dreams

Has zero appreciation for the Tri-Wizard Tournaments and all things associated with Harry Potter.

I was submitting ideas for new events and I was totally shut down and dismissed since I said "Tri-Wizard" He was such a Vardouche.

yo! Vardouche shut your mouth!

Fuck you Vardouche.

Why you such a Vardouche?

Vardouche by Beiber ManChild March 15, 2011

Vacadouche 

The annoying friend on social media that insists upon providing and posting constant updates regarding their vacation. The hallmark of the Vacadouche is that they start with pre-vacation countdown posts from 2-4 weeks out. This is followed by travel day updates every minute including in flight postings where air travel and sky hi wifi is available. Then, constant snip it posts and pictures of every mundane aspect of the vacation stay's daily activities. All is consummated at the end with multiple sad postings regarding coming back to reality followed by 2-4 weeks of post-vacation flashbacks. All while you are such a self absorbed Vacadouche to realize that no one gives a shit.

Sandy: Hi Sara. Have you followed Linda's posts about her vacation.

Sara: How can I not? She's been posting for a month. She a real Vacadouche.

Sandy: You are right. No one cares.

Vacadouche by Eaton Holgoode October 2, 2014

Valedouchetorian 

The douchiest person in each graduating class.

He commited more douchey acts than anyone in his class and graduated valedouchetorian.

Valedouchetorian by Pavel_Pozharsky March 19, 2011

Valdouches 

A term to describe annoyance and The french or French Canadian version of a Douche/Douche bag, usually said to describe multiple women.

hey where are those Valdouches with my sandwich.

Valdouches by wolfmanali April 25, 2010

Vadouche

same as douche bag but the term is used to describe a female douche.

a douche bag (guys) vadouche (girls)

someone who:

Thinks they are cool and are not.
Thinks they are the hottest person in the world.
Finds any excuse to expose themselves to show how hot they think they are.
Wears sunglasses that are way too big or aviator glasses.
Drives a vehicle that makes no sense (I.E. 15' lifted truck).
Who asks every girl if they twitter as a pickup line.
Flips their collar up because they think they are cool.
Wears their hat BARELY on top of their head sideways for no reason other then to look cool.
Keeps the original label/sticker on their hat/clothing.
Has spinners on their vehicle...they are way out now.
Drives without a shirt on.
Wears girl pants when they are clearly cutting off the circulation of the penis.
Stacks as many empty beer cans/bottles as they can to show how much alcohol they can drink.
makes sure to use their cell phone at night so that the light shining from it illuminates their face.

Vadouche by Clark W Grizz July 7, 2009

VanDouchebag 

A loser who treats other people like shit and thinks they are better than everyone else.

Lauren VanDouchebag better stop hatin' and shut the fuck up before i kick her ass.

VanDouchebag by guess who?***** September 17, 2008