Evan

A short penguin. He waddled, quacks, waddles more. He loves to fuck even though his dick is a tic tac scotch taped to his crotch.

Hey Evan. Peepee

by Ben the Zaven slayer May 21, 2018

Evan

Hella cute!!!!! Very amazing to date and be friends with. Normally very innocent and smart. There's no one like an Evan, and if u can find one keep him <3

He's so adorable he must be and Evan. How did you get so lucky to find an Evan

by ItzCoplicated April 6, 2017

Evan

The most amazing boy you will ever meet. Someone who spoils you and loves you no matter what. He is a boy that anyone could fall in love with. He's someone with a sense of humor and definitely romantic. He has a wonderful smile beautiful eyes. This boy is so handsome beyond belief and someone I love.

I love you Evan. <3

by bub ;) July 11, 2010

Evan

a sexy fucking beast and one of the nicest person you will even meet. He can also be really gay

P1: Did you see Evan today?

P2: Yeah he looked fabulous!

by CAAARRRRRRLLLLLL March 15, 2018

Evan

Huge penis always there for his people and grabs them by the butt pussy

Girl 1: Evan has a massive dick
Girl 2: He grabbed me by the buttpussy

by ATYYYYYYYYYYYYY May 14, 2018

Evan

A Boy who really needs a border collie in his life.

Evan asked his mom for a border collie. She said I will think about it. Then Evan got really sad

by Rouge July 14, 2018

Evan

one of the most caring guys you’ll ever meet. he’s selfless and loves to comfort people. he’s highkey gory and loves rock & rap. he’s really cute and has blonde curly hair and green eyes. he is a total goofball and loves to have a good time. when you talk to him it feels like you’re the only girl in the world. will love you more than you’ll ever know. one of the most loving people ever. puts up with your bs and loves you anyways. but not backstabbing type thing. his intuition is strong as a mf and he’s a really protective boyfriend but only wants what’s best for you. protective but not jealous. will always have your back and will be there in the long run. a boy that has a huge dick and all the girls want him but only one can have him.

Evan is the greatest person to talk to for advice

by iloveny July 15, 2019