Mamling 

An overwieght cousin of the humpback whale. However, this unnatractive species is known for its uncharacteristically fat thighs that coalesce just below its wideset vagina.

I went to see world and was astounded by the mamling!

Mamling by Giller whale June 7, 2004

Malingering 

Malingering is intentional deceptive behavior, not a medical or psychiatric disorder. The diagnosis of malingering rests upon the identification of an external or "secondary" gain being present as the main motivation for the behavior. In other words, what does the person hope to gain?

Nurse is malingering out of work, now his teammates have to pick up his slack.

Malingering by pisceanaquifiel July 23, 2009

Malingestment 

-A play on words referring to the word 'malinvestment'. Whereas instead of a an unsuccessful financial investment, the person has paid for and consumed wrong things (food/objects) which has either resulted in sickness, vomiting, health issues or any other negative consequences.

Those vodka shots were a malingestment. Vomits*.

Malingestment by YourGmaster June 13, 2012

mailing it in 

Slang for doing the least amount of work possible or slacking off.

Hes really been mailing it in lately, he hasnt finished any of his labs.

mailing it in by Runki May 13, 2005

mayling 

Mayling is a great friend who always makes everyone smile. She helps people as much as possible. When she tries to hold a grudge, she usually fails because of her forgiving nature. Not only that, she is super generous. Maylings are awesome!

Gee, Mayling always helps me!
Yeah, she's a great friend!

mayling by unknown123456789:) March 30, 2017

Darth Mauling it 

dipping a pretzel, french fry, chip,(or other dipping utensil) in the dip on one side, and again on the other side emulating darth maul, who has a lightsaber with blades on either side. (For example the french fry would be the handle and the two sides with ketchup would be the lightsabery part) It achieves maximum satisfaction.

Good alternative to double dipping

Man: Bro!! are you double dipping!?
Man 2: No bro i'm just darth mauling it, look i dipped the other side
Man:ooooh okay just checking, darth maul on my friend.

Darth Mauling it by The Word Jedi January 21, 2010

Love Mauling 

(Verb) The act being ensnared in a pit of claws, teeth, and furry death whilst petting a kitty.

Person 1: Oh HOLY CRAP! What did that cat do to your hand??

Person 2: The cat wouldn't settle for petting, so I got love mauling instead.

Love Mauling by Mr . Tobi The Bengal October 21, 2011