Jared

An extremely lovable guy who will go out of his way to make you laugh. Diet consists mainly of BBQ sauce & jager bombs. Likes to entertain himself by playing w/ his own or my butt crack. My cuddle partner for life.

Jared: jager bomb?
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Me: What the hell are you doing?
Jared: Smelling my fingers
Me: Why?
Jared: Because they smell crack-tastic
Me: Of course they do
Jared: Let's go bowling
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Jared yelling out the car window: I'M IN MIAMI BITCH!!

by squirt812 March 23, 2009

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Someone who is a great daddy dom. Is funny, caring, sweet, dorky, a dweeb, etc. He will continuously keep you laughing. Makes you blush 1000x over. Will love you forever and keep you safe.

"Look at him, God i love Jared soooooo much!"

by DaddysLittlePrincess99 February 18, 2017

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The smartass person in your group that gets all a's and has a high ego

George: The answer is actually .2, get your facts right

Cacey: Dont be such a Jared

by Jojomodojo November 22, 2016

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Jared is a very outgoing person. He tries often to make people notice him and goes to great lengths to do so. On his off time, Jared usually finds himself sleeping or reading a book, or both at the same time. Jared works out often so its no surprise that he's a player.

Did you see that new kid Jared? He seems really smart but he's kinda loud..

by Napoleon Dynamight March 25, 2019

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