Car-Fax-puppet

someone who pops up at the worst possible time and ruins a deal, whether it's buying a crappy car, or attempting to talk a supermodel into banging you.

Everyone thought Erin Andrews was out of my league, but I was two seconds away from bringing her back to my place when some fucking Car-Fax-puppet interrupted and said I have herpes.

by Mabrus March 31, 2011

Show me the car fax

It is usually used whenever someone wants proof of something or asks to see something

Guy 1: bro i got nudes from this thick bitch
Guy 2: On Jah? Show me the car fax.
Guy 1: Im just playing cuh im cappin

by nickisaretard March 17, 2019

Show me the car faxs

When you on Ft with yo girl and you wanna see her tittes

I was on ft with my girl and I said show me the car faxs then she flashed me :)

by HBMCLXUT February 09, 2018

show me the car fax

When you want your bro to show you his love interest on social media

"Who's Christina? Show me the car fax bro!"

by DankMemeHunter February 07, 2017