skainzzled

adjective. way too drunk in a crazy manner, usually involves partial blackout

Typically, the order from least to most drunk goes as follows: buzzed, slightly drunk, drunk, smashed, wasted, skainzzled, jangled, dead of alcohol poisoning

Billy: How many different tables did I dance on last night?

Jaime: Nineteen; you were skainzzled.

skainzzled by Be Easy March 15, 2013

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Skazzled

adjective used to describe Skazzy3 being shocked about something

Skazzy saw Barry's legs on twitter, and he was pretty skazzled!

Skazzled by SuperM789 February 15, 2020

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Skrizzled

1.Out of the normal mindset, due to the aftermath of narcotics and alcohol.

2.Having just gotten a large lump sum of cash.

1. Yo bro, them 3 Jaeger Bombs, 4 Bong Hits and 666 lines got me skrizzled.

2. We robbed a bank, got skrizzled, and got a Q P.

Skrizzled by SkrizillaMyNilla January 24, 2009

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skizzzledick

The STD one gets after a night of heavy duty skank-tubing with three hookers. Three filthy, filthy hookers.

Oh man, I should have known when to stop...

Why?

That third hooker, she gave me the skizzzledick.

skizzzledick by 29thdog March 24, 2010

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Skazzled

adjective used to describe Skazzy3 being shocked about something

Skazzy saw two women kissing in Push the button, and he was pretty skazzled!

Skazzled by SuperM789 March 19, 2020

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

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