Dead Uncle

A very nice canoe that was your grumpy ass Uncle's that you received when he died.

We were paddling "The Dead Uncle" down the river.

Dead Uncle by kolbyb1 March 9, 2013

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Dead Uncle

Another term for a flaccid penis which gets hurt when bricks fall on it.

Argh I cant get it up!

*brick falls on penis*

OH shiz! my dead uncle!

Dead Uncle by Troller of trolls September 9, 2010

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Dead Uncle Simulator

Every Spider-man Game that Exists is technically a Dead uncle Simulator.

Jake "Hey i Just bought Dead uncle Simulator 2018 for my PS5!"
Marcus "What?"
James "Marcus, He calls Spider-Man Games 'Dead uncle Simulators', He thinks it's funny"

Dead Uncle Simulator by Gordonman69 April 18, 2022

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Digging for diamonds with my dead uncle's spade

Grave robbing

After dark I'm going digging for diamonds with my dead uncle's spade, I've gotta make enough money to get some cheap whores and koolaid.

Digging for diamonds with my dead uncle's spade by OnendunWontcare September 18, 2023

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daduncle

A dad. Except he’s your brother and he’s the dad of your child.

Fred: Mike, did you hear about dan?
Mike: no, why?
Fred: I just heard he’s becoming a daduncle!
Mike: wait, what? Daduncle?!?
Fred: yep.. he did it to his sister, molly

daduncle by dumbhump April 10, 2019

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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