Eton mess

1. Dessert of English origin consisting of a mixture of strawberries, pieces of meringue and cream.
2. The Conservative Party.

Who's in charge of Britain then? Not sure, but it's certainly an Eton mess.

Eton mess by CameronSucksBalls May 11, 2010

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eton mess

a nasty, posh, central london word for intercourse

what i did to david cameron's wife last night.

1: i saw david cameron yesterday
2: yeah and
1: i told him i eton messed his wife and now i got 100 hours of community service

eton mess by dickw44sh March 6, 2013

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Eton Mess

English Pudding/dessert that consists of merengue, fruit and whipped cream.
Also known as Elon Musk.

“Can we have that pudding… what’s it called? Elon Musk?”
“Oh, you mean Eton Mess?”

Eton Mess by Yogurtxe September 17, 2021

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Eton Mess

A tasty snack of cum and period blood (see rainbow drink).

Last night, took this girl home and got a delicious surprise of Eton mess, best day of the month!

Eton Mess by THE DEETZ MEISTER July 11, 2022

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Eton mess

The act of finishing in a strawberry flavoured condom and then pulling it off your dick to slurp it like a frube. The combination of strawberry flavouring, man cream and possibly small lumps of smeg create the complete Eaton mess experience.

I wrapped up last night before I shagged her and when I finished I eton messed it.

Eton mess by Notalexandermarkcreasy May 24, 2026

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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