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Melissa H. 

The one girl that I hope I never lose, the one person that will be by my side day and night, and when I need her, she will be there for me. She's the person that no matter what happens, she will stick by my side.

She is truly an amazing wife and someone who tells me that she loves me everyday and always puts a smile on my face no matter what mood I am in. I love her more than anyone can imagine, and I love when she falls asleep in my arms. Most of all, she is my wife, and no matter what I know I will spend the rest of my life with her. <3
My Melissa H., my wife.
Melissa H. by SilverArcana February 25, 2013
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Melissa H 

Melissa, Melissa is a very shy being that always feels comfortable in her natural habitat, her room. Listening to bad music all day long a Melissa is basically a scary little pocket gremlin who only has a small group of friends, usually consisting of a couple of sad Emos. No Melissa is very confident but also is always a pleasure to have around if you get close enough to a Melissa. So I do highly advise you to go and make friends with a Melissa, if you like pint sized humans, bad screamo music and awkwardness but now and then a good joke, then a Melissa is PERFECT for your life.
Person 1: “Is that Jake, Amy and Melissa H, listening to screamo in the corner?”

Person 2: “Why yes good sir that is them and I think I see a Lona sitting with them too”

Person 1:” I wish I was friends with a Melissa H”
Melissa H by JakeyJake21 November 7, 2019

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026

Regular Degular 

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.
May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.
Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023
Word of the Day on July 3, 2026
Usually a male who likes to encourage weight gain in his partner through the consumption of food. Feeders differ from FAs... whilst an FA is attracted to big girls, a feeder gets turned on by making a thin girl fat....or a big girl even bigger.
feeder by therealrichieedwards December 11, 2004
Word of the Day on July 2, 2026

give a hoot don't pollute 

the act of giving a hoot and not polluting
*sees a dirtbag litter*
gIVE A HOOT DON'T POLLUTE BITCH

*slam dunks trash into appropriate bin*
Word of the Day on July 1, 2026

grandnibling 

My grandnibling is a good person.
grandnibling by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019
Word of the Day on June 30, 2026