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stfu bro 

Friend 1: BTS is a good band

Friend 2: stfu bro
stfu bro by maxsUDdefnitions June 11, 2021
Stands for 'shut the fuck up robert'
Commonly used in Edinburgh

'STFU BOB!!'
stfu bob by gohome July 29, 2008

Stfu before i make you lick my bloody ear ring 

This is obviously a code for hardcore gay sex. When expressed by a male, he really wants to get in that guy booty.
Guy1: You don't scare me!
Guy2: Stfu before I make you lick my bloody ear ring!
Guy1: Ummmm....
Guy2: ;)

How about a nice big hot steaming cup of STFU 

The drink served by pissed-off housewives who take to much shit from their loudmouth idiotic, shithead husbands.
Husband #1: Helen, this is some of the most vile tasting shit I have ever had

Husband #1: Bill, whatever you do don't drink Helen's coffee. It tastes like second rate poison.

Helen: Actually, it is poison. I am getting sick of all this bullshit so I put a little bit of poison in every cup.

Wife #2: I am doing the same thing to Bill. I just love serving him his nice big steaming cup of Shut the Fuck Up.

A Famous American University completed a study in 1951 that concluded American housewives are forced to take a lot of shit from their loudmouthed, idiotic, shithead husbands. The study concluded that the best way to fix the situation is to say "How about a nice big hot steaming cup of STFU" and give them What-Ever, spouse poison!

bird says stfu 

An expression used when green radioactive birds tell you that you are getting too loud.
Origin: Mrs. Bolick's 7th graders at MRSA
Rachel and Girish often play rock, paper, scissors over who said "bird says stfu" first. Of course, Rachel always wins.
bird says stfu by Ann Steely February 4, 2009