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Jade

A girl who is easily flustered and confused and doesn't think before speaking and that causes her to say very strange things. Besides the lack of thought that goes on in her tiny little brain, she is stunningly beautiful with always tan skin and long luscious brown hair. hold this girl tight and never let her go she will always cheer you up.
"hey Ashley, you're in Bio right? ..... what's a loan shark?" -jade
"When i have a baby, I'm going to feed them with a spork. so they can eat pudding and noodles at the same time!" -jade
"If dolphins had hands they would rule the world, like seriouslyyyy" -jade

girl: omg she is such a jade
boy: i know, listen to what she said
girl: yes, but her beauty is so amazing it doesn't matter what she says.
boy: so true, i would marry her
by Kira liser January 2, 2013
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She is a guys utopia (check social textbook)
Bro 1-"do you like Jade"
Bro 2-"dude if I got her it would be utopia"
by You don't even know October 19, 2014
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The best guitarist in the world
The new word for God
"Jade is so Jade damn hot"
by Amy April 7, 2004
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Jade is usually young,pretty,and hilarious.She lights up every room that she walks into and is loyal to her friends. She will never ever go through anything alone because she has true and overprotective friends that would die for her.You can't help but love her.
If you make friends with Jade you can't let her go EVER .Jade is awesome
by Jade is mine December 18, 2016
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She lit a jade with her Zippo lighter.
by Nick At Night July 16, 2008
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Jade is a crazy girl and she is in the cool girls group that all the boys want to go out with Jade if you find her don’t lose her she is one of a kind and don’t mess with her and her friends she will find you😂
Jade is a very brave girl that risked her own life to save another.
by Shoes4life December 3, 2018
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Jade is that girl that you just love to death. She's brilliant, charismatic, charming, perfect, and amazing. She has that smile worth dying for and is the most beautiful girl you will ever lay your eyes on, with beautiful eyes and brown hair. You're lucky to even know her. Jade is an absolute angel and goddess among others.
"Dude, you see Jade at school?"
"Yeah, she's hot as fuck, I wish I could date her."
by vineobsessedl0l February 28, 2018
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