A girl who is easily flustered and confused and doesn't think before speaking and that causes her to say very strange things. Besides the lack of thought that goes on in her tiny little brain, she is stunningly beautiful with always tan skin and long luscious brown hair. hold this girl tight and never let her go she will always cheer you up.
"hey Ashley, you're in Bio right? ..... what's a loan shark?" -jade
"When i have a baby, I'm going to feed them with a spork. so they can eat pudding and noodles at the same time!" -jade
"If dolphins had hands they would rule the world, like seriouslyyyy" -jade
girl: omg she is such a jade
boy: i know, listen to what she said
girl: yes, but her beauty is so amazing it doesn't matter what she says.
boy: so true, i would marry her
"When i have a baby, I'm going to feed them with a spork. so they can eat pudding and noodles at the same time!" -jade
"If dolphins had hands they would rule the world, like seriouslyyyy" -jade
girl: omg she is such a jade
boy: i know, listen to what she said
girl: yes, but her beauty is so amazing it doesn't matter what she says.
boy: so true, i would marry her
by Kira liser January 02, 2013
Get the Jademug. by You don't even know October 19, 2014
Get the Jademug. 
Get the Jademug. Jade is usually young,pretty,and hilarious.She lights up every room that she walks into and is loyal to her friends. She will never ever go through anything alone because she has true and overprotective friends that would die for her.You can't help but love her.
by Jade is mine December 18, 2016
Get the Jademug. She lit a jade with her Zippo lighter.
by Nick At Night July 16, 2008
Get the Jademug. Jade is a beautiful girl but she doesn't think so. She lights up the room she's in with her smile and her laugh. Jades are incredibly kind and generous people, if you know one hold on to her because she's the best thing that will ever happen to you. Jades are all round amazing and everyone loves a Jade.
by just.a.brainless.fish September 06, 2019
Get the Jademug. The most amazing girl out there! Jade is the most caring, smart,funny, and pretty girl around. She will always be there for you and will never fail to make you smile. Jade is the kind of person you would be extremely lucky to meet in your life. She is an amazing person and will always cheer you up when you're feeling down. Jade also has a really good sense of humor, she will always make you laugh and will also take cheeky jabs at you here and there. She has the prettiest eyes, and her smile lights up the room. If you are ever lucky enough to come across her, never let her go. She is the absolute best partner or friend you could ask for.
i love you jade <3
by :)__ October 25, 2018
Get the Jademug.