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Wythenshawe 

A town in Manchester, United Kingdom. We are not all little scrotes who have guns and knives, although most of us do. We have nice houses, and some of us are quite weathly, not a lot of us though. We don't go to ASDA at 9 in the morning, with our double buggies in our pajamas getting milk, although most of us do. We don't all have children at 15 and don't leave school without any GCSE's or A-Levels, most of us do though. And we don't all speak like Liam Gallagher, although..

Yeah we do speak like Liam Gallagher.
We are Mancunians, and proud.
Person 1-YES BLUDRIN HOWS IT GOIN
Person 2-SOUND SOUND FAM, WHAT IS U DOING TODAY
Person 3-WAGWAN ME BROS
Person 1-GOIN PEACOCKS IN CIVIC DEN BUYING A HAPPY MEAL
Girl 1-Ah, I'm 13, im in labour, help.
Normal Person-WELCOME TO WYTHENSHAWE.
Wythenshawe by theurbanmessenger February 17, 2013
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Wythenshawe 

Wythenshawe/wythy is a town in Manchester, second biggest council estate in Europe and you would not want to live there... or go or even look there, every street is a disgrace and you can smell marijuana 24/7, scallys walk around the streets looking for beef because there bored of there living as low-life's, girls loose there virginity at 13 and have a terrible attitude, most girls from here act sweet trying to hide it but trust me we know your secrets, guys try to get in any girls pants here because everyone's vulnerable around them, if I were you I would stay out of this town because the wythenshawe kids are like a firework, one little trigger like a rumour or anything small, BOOM! It all kicks off and everyone suddenly becomes involved in wythenshawe cause once again there bored, they usually target people from the "posh" areas (like timperly, altrincham, broadeith and sale etc.) because those kids are too good for them and the wythenshawe chavs don't like that, and if your reading this from wythenshawe, go fuck yourself😉
Posh kid 1: don't go to wythenshawe I heard it's full of scums and slags
Posh kid 2: I know right I accidentally got the bus 11 not realising it would take me round there and trust me, worst moment ever
Wythenshawe kid: yo what you saying batty boy*whilst smoking a spliff and holding a knife towards the posh kids*
Wythenshawe by Wythenshawe June 1, 2018
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Wythenshaw

A small, crummy town in south Manchester with high rates of ABOS. Population including chavs, pregnant teenagers, and the unfortunate people who have no choice to live there.

Plenty of greenland in the area, including a woodland no one goes through, and grass areas where people lost there homes when there was almost a tram system installed. Plenty of public transport, to take people away than bring people in. This is definetly the last outpost of crud before cheshire, although conversly, is also a warning to those entering manchester.
:Where do you come from?
;Wythenshaw, south Manchester
:Whats it like?
;You don't wanna know
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026