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Frying bacon 

The defense attorney is trying to get Jason off the hook for capital murder. He was accused for frying bacon in a shootout with 5-0
Frying bacon by 11penny June 22, 2019

frying bacon in the nude 

I looked like Michael Flatley-Lord of the Dance-when I was frying bacon in the nude.That hot grease spatter burns like hell!

frying your bacon 

Phrase coined in 2006 by Dimitri Williams of Oakdale.

Used to imply someone is about to get or already is getting their hypothetical ass annihilated, kicked, whooped, beaten, or simply owned.
Dimitri was frying your bacon out the ass last night.
frying your bacon by NarooN November 28, 2009

frying your bacon 

Another way of saying, "I am dominating you". What someone can say when they're winning a game by an outrageous margin.
Ha. I win again. I am totally frying your bacon dude.
frying your bacon by JTG the man G October 21, 2009

Flying bacon Sandwich 

a sandwich of pure epicness often seen in dreams and distant memories. This sandwich is said to be able to cure cancer and pictures of this sandwich can be seen on Funnyjunk.com
Phil: OMG i awoke to a flying bacon sandwich prepared by my beautiful girlfriend

Larry: Holy crap seriously!!??
Phil: yea too bad it was only a dream
Larry: bummer...
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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