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smongs

"My smongs and I went to the movies last night."
by lorilly October 16, 2009
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smonging

1) a mix of obsessed, love, finding something adorable. you might smong over how adorable your friend and her boyfriend are together

2) to be rushing or stressed, worried about something or bugging out. you could smong over your essay due soon that you haven’t started
1) Guy 1: Did you see Jenna’s knew hair
Guy 2: Yeah, I’m smonging so bad over it!

2) Friend 1: God, that test was so hard
Friend 2: I know! I was totally smonging
by sidereus August 4, 2020
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smong

Extra large penis. Originates from the mind of Olivia, Sam, and Jenna
That's quite a "smong" you've got there.
by Jenna, Sam, and Olivia May 29, 2004
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Smonge

Mate you are a Smonge

I got so much Smonge at that party
by OutrageousPanda July 5, 2012
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Mean Smong

Particularly good/rough sex - usually implying a big penis
Dylan: Crikey, Sean has some mean smong
Rose: That's exactly what Sylvia said!
by HeadSoviet September 20, 2016
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smong

to get incredibly high on drugs (generally)
*usually applies to LEGAL marl*
person 1: "Yo, I'm so fuckin' smonged on that legal marl my man"
person 2: "That legal marl got you fucked up bro"
by BeNaTZMaut October 17, 2023
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