crumpet 

Brittish slang for a hot chick

There's a lovely bit of crumpet there...

crumpet by tom ingle February 26, 2005

crumpet 

A yeast and flour based breakfast food, featuring lots of holes. Nice with butter.

Would you like another crumpet, Jeeves?

crumpet by suzylou October 25, 2003

crumpet 

a sexy person

she's a nice bit of crumpet

crumpet by lex dex April 18, 2003

crumpet 

word to describe a good looking female

"she was a good bit of crumpet"

crumpet by Fluffage September 9, 2008

crumpet 

1. noun - word to substitute for the effectionaty application of the word "cunt"
2. noun - a piece of ass.
3. noun - referring to a person in power that has the best intentions, but often fails miserably at everything they do. Usually preceded by the word "Captain"

1. I wouldn't mind filling her crumpet with a wad of my love honey.
2. Check out the crumpet on that walking spit roast.
3. If Captain crumpet doesn't start Stumpy Stu on the bench this game, I'm going to shove a stick up his ass and use him as a toilet brush.

crumpet by dero-licked December 16, 2004

crumpet 

Refers to a womans vagina

She had a sweet dripping crumpet.

crumpet by crumpetboy October 19, 2004

crumpet 

Never ever to be confused with a Muffin

Not A Fuxin Muffin Dagnamit!!!!!

crumpet by unknown January 18, 2005