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A derogatory term for someone from Britian.
A spin off of the term carpetmuncher.
British: Ugh, Americans are so fat and obnoxious!
American: Shut up you fucking Crumpetmuncher!
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A female of the lesbian persuasion.
Also known as a dyke, lesbo, carpet-muncher, todger dodger, she who licks the honey pot.
Don't bother chatting her up Steve, I heard she's a crumpet muncher.
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