hard reset 

Drinking to such a excess that you wake up the next day feeling entirely refreshed and not at all hung over.

Hombre uno: Mi amigo how are you not completely destroyed we drank the entire bar last night.
Hombre dos: Muchacho I drank just the right amount to have a hard reset.
Hombre uno: ¡Dios mio!

hard reset by fightswithbears June 12, 2018

Hard reset 

To catch up on a steady sleep routine by depriving yourself of evening-naps until a reasonable bedtime is reached, whereby one can go to sleep and awaken the next day, having made full advantage of former tiredness to get to sleep early the night of the reset.

John didn't sleep Friday night, So he trawled through Saturday, barely managing to stay conscious until 11.00pm before collapsing, and awakening with elegant fashion awakening at 9am on Sunday, thus completing a typical Hard Reset

Hard reset by ssshhhhhh February 5, 2013

hard reset 

The act of eating Taco Bell to shit away your hangover.

Fuck I'm hungover, time to hard reset my ass.

hard reset by IHitChildren March 7, 2017

Hard Reset 

When you're jacking off and someone punches you in the balls.

I was just about to cum all over her face and she Hard Reset me!

Hard Reset by Ulrick_Goldmane August 7, 2017

hard reset 

The act of jerking off and then taking a nap.

I was feeling pretty out of it today until I did a hard reset. I slept through all of my chemistry class but definitely worth it.

hard reset by grababsuit2 April 6, 2020

hard reset 

A process used to drain the excess charge from a computer's battery to remedy boot problems.

Also functions as a sexual metaphor.

I thought my computer had died, but all it needed was a hard reset.

hard reset by Swayyd August 16, 2009

HARD RESET 

The act of using your erect penis A.k.A hard on to calm a female that is flipping out or getting out of control.

"I was going crazy thank you I just needed a good fuck" A hard reset

HARD RESET by anonymous June 29, 2025