verizontal 

Of or describing a relationship maintained via wireless or similar means, with few or no face-to-face opportunities.

Guy 1: This thing with Kalley, is it serious?
Guy 2: No, just verizontal.

Girl 1: This thing with your guy, is it serious?
Girl 2: Oh yeah, it's verizontal...he can't live without me.

verizontal by Lola Samuels January 26, 2013

doing the verizontal 

Phone sex

Girl 1: He leaves on Friday for two weeks.
Girl 2: Looks like you two will be doing the verizontal.

doing the verizontal by Lola Samuels January 26, 2013

vertizontal 

a combination vertical and horizontal... in other words, a cooler way to say diagonal

When skateboarding, one should go down a vertizontal ramp, otherwise you'll either fall or stay in the same position.

vertizontal by The Walking Dictionary December 7, 2006

Vertizontal 

A simple portmanteau of Vertical, and Horizontal. Another word for diagonal.

Probably first coined by Archie Bunker. The Quote is below.

Archie Bunker; All in the family "Editt, the Vertizontal hold is on the fritz again!"

Vertizontal by JATO457 July 28, 2011

vertozontal

A line which is both vertical and horizontal, disregarding the obvious brainfuck that is this contradiction. Note that this is explicitly NOT A FUCKING DIAGONAL LINE.

Guy 1: I'm really drunk right now. Is that the sun coming up over the horizon?
Guy2: No man, it's coming up over the vertical.. line thing
Guy1: Let's compromise; it's coming up over the diagonal!
Guy2: No you motherfucker, that is stupid. it's obviously coming up over the vertozontal line, or a vertozontorizon, if you will.

vertozontal by Zearro June 6, 2015

verizontally 

The state between horizontal and vertically

This person has invented a whole new fucked up way to take a video. Verizontally. - TheTwatWaffle on imgur
when talking about the Port Neches Texas Chemical Plant explosion when someone was filming the event verizontally from the inside of a car

verizontally by kkloe November 29, 2019

Verisonal 

Another word for Phone Sex.

"Oh man, how did that date go last night?"
"It ended up alright, we ended up doing verisonal."

Verisonal by FireElegy July 21, 2017