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weak tea 

When doing a "job" and the pay is not up to standers that would be seen a profitable
"The last two jobs we've had are weak tea, taking on passengers won't be near enough. We don't get paid for this cargo we don't have enough money to fuel the ship, let alone keep her in repair... she'll be dead in the water" -Malcolm Remolds from Fire Fly episode 1 "Serenity"
weak tea by Brian Wei June 10, 2008

Weak tea 

Another way of calling someone or something thing weak.
Bro: “I can easily take you down no problem.”
Dad: “Man, your weak tea.”
Weak tea by Sneakycat June 2, 2023

Your Tea's Weak 

An insult used towards people that specifies that they have weak insults and banter game.
Shut up man, your tea's weak!

Weak 1 Team 

a “Weak 1 Team” is a fantasy football team that has only won 1 game throughout 8 weeks when the fantasy football draft was held during the first NFL week thus compensating the owner with a win in week one, but then going on to lose 7 straight games.
Damn Lito, your “Weak 1 Team” sucks.
Weak 1 Team by Authentication Unit November 4, 2020

team hella weak 

used in reference to identify a conglomerate of people who are extremely wack for an assortment of reasons. rankings can be assigned to each person to categorize the level of wackness they possess.
R: Damn, I heard homie told this girl he liked her on myspace
J: The fuck? That's some different shit
R: Yeah, that nigga is the captain of team hella weak
team hella weak by Joree August 7, 2007
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026