ohffd

The surprise and lust-filled sound of a mother being initially penetrated by an interdimensional vampire's fist.

Kanaya hushed Rose's mother Roxy, gently balled her pale hand into a fist, and slowly lowered it to Roxy's waiting, wanting pussy.

"ohffd."

ohffd by Getjacked Fucktrees January 13, 2013

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ohffd

Dumb sound made by stupid ugly people over skype, to represent a cornucopia of mysterious emotions.

"Hey man, did you hear? Mr. McCarthy's wife had twins, but one of them died in childbirth, then they won the lottery!"

"ohffd."

ohffd by Getjacked Fucktrees January 13, 2013

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Offduty K-9

When you fart in a crowded room and nobody says anything, but a dog comes up and sniffs your ass.

"Dude, did you smell that offduty K-9?"

Offduty K-9 by ..::Brandon & Paul::.. November 26, 2009

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offdahook

Outrageously, superlatively kick-ass. So bad-ass you can't fuck widdit.

MojoMan, coughing uncontrollably, tears in his eyes: "Dammit, man! That shit is offdahook! Where'd you get it?"

offdahook by stashgordon May 11, 2003

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Charles Offdensen

Charles Offdensen is a gay twink twink twink twink twink twink twink twink twink twink twink twink twink twink twink twink twink twink

Damn, my mate Cal really likes this guy Charles Offdensen!

Charles Offdensen by NotHalByAnyChance February 2, 2023

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offdesking

To pass something on to a coworker to do, in order to get it off of your desk. Similar to offshoring, except it happens inside your company.

"I'm offdesking this budget project to John, so we can hit the bars early."

offdesking by Kevin Estep August 17, 2006

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offduty medic

A slang term for a medic who has gone berzerk on the battlefield.
Usually characterized by:
1. Irrationally charging the enemy
2. Above-average cs skills

* It should be noted that these "offDUty medic"'s will still attempt to help fallen comrades-in-arms by dropping small medkits.

It has been rumoured that during the 2nd World War, a medic took out an entire company of SS with just a Scout and his standard issue side-arm. A scout!!!

offduty medic by sduck April 20, 2005

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