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5 definitions by stashgordon

1. jackleg
Adjective, noun: The polar opposite of offdahook. A person or thing of low quality. A very unprofessional individual.
MojoMan, after sniffing some bunk weed: "Man, what the fuck is this jackleg shit?"
by stashgordon May 11, 2003 add a video
2. Mojoman
Straight up on thafarilla, he's the man with mojo-to-go; it's hard to bring him down. Chock-fulla positive vibes, can ya diggit.
Yeah, the chicks really dig that MojoMan; he knows how to elevate them.
by stashgordon May 11, 2003 add a video
3. priccolo
Penis... duh!
"Ya know that bitch you brought over? She played a few notes on my priccolo last night while you were passed out in front of the TV, you fuckstick!"
by stashgordon May 11, 2003 add a video
4. offdahook
Outrageously, superlatively kick-ass. So bad-ass you can't fuck widdit.
MojoMan, coughing uncontrollably, tears in his eyes: "Dammit, man! That shit is offdahook! Where'd you get it?"
by stashgordon May 11, 2003 add a video
5. dick's hatband
obviously, the line bisecting the swollen end of your fuckstick and the shaft...
Homegirl's wound up tighter than dick's hatband.
by stashgordon May 11, 2003 add a video
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