munney 

a noun stating the imaginable existence of anything the user may substitute it for, such as dirty phrases or concepts. Usually representing the attractive body parts of females or penis.

Aweee Natally sure does know how to suck my munney !
Gimme that munney, that munney good !
Damn that munney(test) was hard as fuck.

munney by jay munney January 2, 2013

Munned 

To lack foresight. To be duped into something. To unwittingly enter into an agreement which, to the average human, will result in an obvious negative consequence.

Shopper: ‘How much for this apple?’

Shopkeeper: ‘Well, normally it’s 25p however, today we are offering it at a discounted rate of 24p, if you also purchase this shiney poo sandwich for £2.49’

Shopper ponders: ‘Sounds like a bargain…I'll have 2 please’

Shopper gets Munned.

Munned by The Urban Fox Hunter September 25, 2009

Captain Munnerlyn 

A Captain Munnerlyn occurs when you take a shit on a girl's chest (preferably during or after sex), and then immediately get up and salute it.

You MUST salute the shit. Otherwise, it's just a Boston Pancake.

**Captain Munnerlyn is also the name of a current Carolina Panthers cornerback**

Guy 1: Dude, you took that bitch home last night. You get any? She was fuckin wasted!
Guy 2: I know, dude, me too. I fucked her and then gave her a Captain Munnerlyn!
Guy 1: YES!!! You're one sick motherfucker!!

Captain Munnerlyn by BigDeff November 5, 2009

Munnery

A Munnery is a rented student accomodation used purely for the purpose of sheltering Meth addicts.

Popular pass times within a Munnery include watching wallace and gromit backwards on repeat, as well as Steven Seagal movies in fast forward. Snack of choice within the dwelling is widely noted as the ritz cracker, occasionaly coated in Betty Crocker's frosted cake icing.

Entry to the Munnery is often subject to a password, the longest of which is believed to be a recitation of President Obama's entire inaugaral speech in a Southern Spanish dialect.

Two for one on ritz, to the Munnery!

Somebody call Granny crocker I've got some Meth in my boots! Who has the Munnery key?

Hello fellow Munnerers, I relapsed again *sad face* I can haz teh relapse ritz?!

Munnery by Bricky Tamland July 27, 2009

Muntey 

1. "Money" but with a little stank on it.

2. Dirty money
3. Humorous variant of "Money" deriving from the dialectical affectation of inserting non-morphemic dental consonants in commonly-used words.

Bob: "All the muntey in the world couldn't perk up them droobies!"

Muntey by BigMuntey April 22, 2015

Munkeynuggetz 

(Verb) to urinate into a sink.

"Hey Joe, I'm gonna take a munkeynuggetz real quick."

Munkeynuggetz by Dreadsdead December 5, 2021

Chango mutney 

A word you say when you’ve smoked too much Kush before the Indian and you ask to pass the ‘chango mutney’

Hey Jack pass me the f****** chango mutney for my papodams

Chango mutney by Andrew rogatney December 30, 2021