Turkey Punch 

To thrust/punch a person in the face with an erect penis. This can sometimes be the result of a spontaneous erection, however it is normally an intentional act.

"I turkey punched my friend because he wouldn't share his Doritos"
"She went down on me, and I got so aroused I turkey punched her"

Turkey Punch by KingMickable January 7, 2013

turkey punch 

A punch to the asshole in which the ass engulfs your hand.

That bitch was pissin' me off so I gave her a turkey punch to show her who's boss.

turkey punch by Doc MC October 17, 2004

Turkey Punch 

To punch someone in the throat.

"Did you see Bruce turkey punch that guy yesterday? "
"Yeah! He's gonna have to eat apple sauce for a week!"

Turkey Punch by RecordmanSam July 28, 2011

Super Turbo Turkey Puncher 3 

An arcade game in Doom III, where you get to punch a turkey 'til it explodes! Now THAT is true entertainment. ^.^

"You can find this fun game on the first level of Doom III, in the cafeteria."
-me

Super Turbo Turkey Puncher 3 by Dave August 15, 2004

Turkey Pinch 

When some pinches another person's fat or "roll".

When Sage and Dani were on the bus he turkey pinched her side.

Turkey Pinch by dfwilbert0 September 15, 2010

Punching the Turkey Sub 

1. Drinking an excessive amount of alcohol with your wife on "date night" resulting in the drunk hungry's, which can only be satisfied by a trip to the local sub shop for a foot long. After deciding one sub isn't enough she tries to grab yours and when denied punches the sub out of your hands. The evening ends with no midnight meal and no consummation of date night, leaving you with no option but to " Punch the turkey sub" yourself.

Date night ended with Jen passed out and me "Punching the Turkey Sub."

Punching the Turkey Sub by HarryTanline April 10, 2010