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jokeasaurus
A hockey player that goes to school for five years. Plays defense, but never really was any good at it. Usually has friends who are wrestlers and hates small children. A jokeasaurus thinks Connecticut is far superior to any other state in the U.S.
jokeasaurus by ahc5035 June 21, 2010
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Jokeass
jokeass is a term used to describe someone who makes an incredible fuck up while trying to show off.
Bob: "Dude... watch how hard I can throw this Wii bowling ball"
*controller flies loose smashing through flat screen*
Eric: "You fucking jokeass, you owe me a new tv"
*controller flies loose smashing through flat screen*
Eric: "You fucking jokeass, you owe me a new tv"
Jokeass by slanginbeans February 3, 2010
jokesketeer
n. One who is proficient in projecting quaint phrases that could be perceived as sarcastically humorous, even if he or she had no intent of telling such a joke. Jokesketeers can be rated on a scale of A to F, depending on the comedic affinity the joke contains.
jokesketeer by whitesmurf129 April 23, 2010
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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