saplife 

1. Behaving and/or displaying behavior of a "sap".
2. Spending every day with your new spouse and not hanging with your bros.
3. Weaksauce

-Ronald didn't want to hang out today. -Why? -He's going to see Twilight with Kalea. -SAPLIFE!!

saplife by sageofvipaths November 29, 2012

spliferrific 

a terrific spliff(joint)

this joint is spliferrific!

spliferrific by Sarah Hubbard May 11, 2003

splife 

A doobie containing both Marijuana and Tobacco, for the purpose of making it much more smooth.

"Oh man I could kill for splife right about now."

splife by Banana Boy September 25, 2005

sap life 

Sex, Alcohol and Parties, all the single sluttys enjoy that life all the fkn weekends.

Wow she's been living a sap life since she's single.
I NEED A SAP LIFE NOW
Someone told me than the sap life is so funny and freaky.

sap life by The slutty Tiffany November 20, 2019

Splifed 

He got caught up like he got beat up or shot he got splifed

Dude on east side got splifed

Splifed by Jake nets on the 3rd November 15, 2020

Spliferous 

Not Loyal, Dishonest, Liar(s)

"These hoes be spliferous!"

Spliferous by ashtnbangedyourwife January 29, 2024