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applephobia 

Applephobia is the hatred of the multi-national company Apple Incorporated, its products and customers - that is, iPhones, iPads, Macintoshes etc. - sometimes leading to acts of violence and expressions of hostility. Applephobia is not confined to any one segment of society, and can be found in people from all walks of life. An Applephobe is someone who has Applephobia: the diametric opposite of an Apple Fanboy.
Louise from accounting was showing off her new iPhone 6 when Dennis from HR grabbed it, smashed it against a wall and kicked all her teeth out, he suffers from Applephobia really badly.
applephobia by Nick-N August 17, 2016
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appleknocker 

A tall hick or overall wearing rube who is best suited to knock apples out of a tree with a stick.
Boy, that guy from West Virginia was a real appleknocker.
appleknocker by Chris Gifuni April 13, 2006

appleknocker 

1. A time to Harvest the apple crop. festival, teaching fair, sharing the fruit of labor.
In Flora, IL, the term {appleknocker} represents a festival held by Flora Academic Foundation. The apple is a symbol of education. The festival brings the schools, civic organizations, business and industry to share their resources and knowledge. Arts, industry displays, culture knowledge and performances are made available at no charge for the community. We are harvesting the knowledge of the community and sharing it with our youth.
appleknocker by William Atwood August 17, 2006

Applenox 

Average Tommyinnit Viewer: Oh hey Applenox is back!
The rest of chat: Apples
Applenox by Salviet July 31, 2021

Applebob 

The act of a one sucking on the testicles of a male without making any contact with his dick. The giver engulfs the testicle and sucks on it almost like they're applebobbing.
Rulli"Man this girl Applebobbed me"

Wilky"Did she touch your dick"

Rulli"Yeah why?"

Wilky"Guess it doesn't count then"
Applebob by 512wilky512 October 19, 2016

appleknocker 

A midwestern apple grower for many years
I am a third generation appleknocker