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Double Bagel 

1. The act of tricking someone into buying you something, because you have no money.

2. The act of secretly adding to the original specified amount, while leaving another to pay.
"Dude, Helena just double bageled me at the store this morning!"

"Watch out! Helena is a total double bageler."
Double Bagel by B. Franklin November 18, 2012

double bagel 

The act of eating two bagels for breakfast and later destroying the handicapped bathroom stall.
Brian just had a double bagel and I cant go in the restroom for at least 30 minutes.
double bagel by Apollo10 October 26, 2010

double cheese bagel 

A codeword for douchebag. To be used in the presence of a physically intimidating yet none too bright douchebag.

DOUble CHEese BAGel
Steve: Would you like a double cheese bagel?
Douchebag: What the hell? Go get some friends, loser.
Dave: Steve, if he understands that, you're dead.

double sided bagel bitch

a girl with both large breats, and big booty-cheeks.
WOW, Sharneeeeice really turned into a double sided bagel bitch.

double bagen-it

When you wear 2 condoms for extra protection but loose alot of feeling when haveing sex.
Me and wife dont want kid yet so im double bagen-it tonight.
double bagen-it by michael69 October 13, 2005
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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