When your lover is lying on the floor and you give them a facial reminiscent of the stylings of abstract expressionist painter Jackson Pollock.
Or, an abstract expressionist facial.
Or, an abstract expressionist facial.
Mariam wanted to prove that she was a purveyor of the fine arts, so last night I gave her The Jackson Pollock.
I told my wife I was feeling creative while we were having sex last night. She thought I meant anal. She was relieved when I told her I had The Jackson Pollock in mind.
I told my wife I was feeling creative while we were having sex last night. She thought I meant anal. She was relieved when I told her I had The Jackson Pollock in mind.
by RoyCoup November 15, 2012
When one takes a fat shit and blasts the bowl in every direction with fecal matter resembling a painting by Jackson Pollock
by Nicholas O'Reilly March 1, 2017
Violent defecation accompanied by large amounts of flatus, which splatters the inside of the toilet bowl with feces.
by greddm August 10, 2011
When you have explosive diarrhea and it splatters on the back of the toilet bowl resulting in an abstract expressionist 'movement'
by SwedishNinja April 29, 2010
by bjmike February 6, 2010
1. American Abstract Expressionist Painter
2. A Sexual Act in which a male ejaculates over a partner's face or chest. A variant of this act involves turning around after ejaculation and passing gas in close proximity to the ejaculated area or the partner's nose.
2. A Sexual Act in which a male ejaculates over a partner's face or chest. A variant of this act involves turning around after ejaculation and passing gas in close proximity to the ejaculated area or the partner's nose.
by IDZ December 14, 2005
1. n. An influential American abstract expressionist painter (January 28, 1912 – August 11, 1956)
2. v. A sexual act in which a male ejaculates onto his partner. Unlike pearl necklaces, jackson pollocks aren't restricted to specific areas of the body. see bukkake.
3. v. An offensive act meant to degrade the receiving party. Literally referring to ejaculation. Most commonly used to burn someone's game.
4. n. Jackson Pollock(s) - Cockney, or Modern Rhyming Slang for bollocks. (used predominantly in the U.K.)
2. v. A sexual act in which a male ejaculates onto his partner. Unlike pearl necklaces, jackson pollocks aren't restricted to specific areas of the body. see bukkake.
3. v. An offensive act meant to degrade the receiving party. Literally referring to ejaculation. Most commonly used to burn someone's game.
4. n. Jackson Pollock(s) - Cockney, or Modern Rhyming Slang for bollocks. (used predominantly in the U.K.)
1.
A: "You tryna chill today b?"
B: "Nah, I got this paper to write on Jackson Pollock."
2.
- "Last night I Jackson Pollocked all over my girl, and it was soooooo gooood."
- Jim was about just to cum when Jane asked if he would Jackson Pollock on her titties.
3.
A: "Do you like my new hair cut (/fresh tattoo/ masterpiece painting/bougie designer wear) ?"
B: "I could Jackson Pollock all over that shit it would look better."
4.
-"He needs a good kick in the Jacksons"
-"Bleedin' Jackson Pollocks... That's jacked up, mate."
See also, "Who the *$&% Is Jackson Pollock?" by Harry Moses 2006
A: "You tryna chill today b?"
B: "Nah, I got this paper to write on Jackson Pollock."
2.
- "Last night I Jackson Pollocked all over my girl, and it was soooooo gooood."
- Jim was about just to cum when Jane asked if he would Jackson Pollock on her titties.
3.
A: "Do you like my new hair cut (/fresh tattoo/ masterpiece painting/bougie designer wear) ?"
B: "I could Jackson Pollock all over that shit it would look better."
4.
-"He needs a good kick in the Jacksons"
-"Bleedin' Jackson Pollocks... That's jacked up, mate."
See also, "Who the *$&% Is Jackson Pollock?" by Harry Moses 2006
by Twat_did_u_say March 9, 2009