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Freshman Slayer 

A guy named Michael who was able to finness his way to a 12 year olds heart for his whole sophomore year.
- "hes lean, hes mean, his girlfriend is 13, Michael "The Freshman Slayer" Webb!!!

- His GPA is Stressin, Hes 5 foot 11, His girlfriend was born in 2007

- His first name in michael, his punches are genocidal, his girlfriend just hit her first menstral cycle.

- He pulls the freshman in union, your crusin for a brusin, his girlfriend just got her first communion

MICHAEL 'THE FRESHMAN SLAYER" WEBBBBBBBBBBBBB!!!!!!!
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Freshman Slayer 

A guy who hook ups with freshman at dances or mixers, when he is older.
AJ got with 5 freshman at the last mixer! What a freshman slayer!
Freshman Slayer by Da clique November 10, 2012

Freshman Slayer 

An upper classman who takes the liberty of manipulating as many freshman as they can to become widely known on Facebook.
"Damn, heard he's a freshman slayer......" "Like his Facebook status bro."
Freshman Slayer by batking27 May 24, 2012

Freshmen Slayer 

A guy or girl who can't get any significant other their own age, so they date and sleep with a bunch of freshmen.
"Yeah, Chris is a total Freshmen Slayer"
Freshmen Slayer by HESSI November 30, 2009

freshmen slayer 

someone who fucks multiple freshmen and takes their virginity in words he slayd them
Say someone name James fucks many freshmen and names him self the slayer therefore he's he freshmen slayer

Freshmen Slayer 

A sophomore in high school with low self esteem so he spam adds freshmen girls until one adds him back he can get them to send him nudes and then he ghosts them.
Jeffrey the freshmen slayer has a little peepee.”
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026