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A guy named Michael who was able to finness his way to a 12 year olds heart for his whole sophomore year.
- "hes lean, hes mean, his girlfriend is 13, Michael "The Freshman Slayer" Webb!!!

- His GPA is Stressin, Hes 5 foot 11, His girlfriend was born in 2007

- His first name in michael, his punches are genocidal, his girlfriend just hit her first menstral cycle.

- He pulls the freshman in union, your crusin for a brusin, his girlfriend just got her first communion

MICHAEL 'THE FRESHMAN SLAYER" WEBBBBBBBBBBBBB!!!!!!!
by Spooky JOhnny May 13, 2019
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