Maggie Moment

when a person is slow on the uptake ie , not getting a joke, or getting it slower than other people,

also can be used in instances when acting in a particularly stupid way. i.e. walking into a pole, or putting the cereal box into the fridge after using,

Similar to a Blonde moment

Girl on phone to boy

Girl: have you seen my phone anywhere?
Boy: erm, you are using it?
Girl: i know but i cant see it anywhere
Boy: ...
Girl: ohhhhhhh... i just had a maggie moment

Maggie Moment by Mk127 October 24, 2012

Magpie Moment 

A moment that the conversation dies because one of the people conversing is distracted by something bright and shiny.

Woman and man are talking. Woman asks the man a question and gets no response.

(lull) Man: oh, sorry; what were you saying?

Woman: What was that?

Man: Oh, I had a magpie moment!

Magpie Moment by Simply Figs September 3, 2011