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Divorceversary 

The date that marks the finality of a divorce.This date is then recognized annually. Often celebrated by toasting the former spouse with copious amounts of wine or other adult beverage, and normally paired with vulgarities and a hearty dose of middle finger flipping.

A word created by combining the words "Divorce" and "Anniversary".
She bought three bottles of wine to celebrate her divorceversary.
Divorceversary by Wordy91 October 23, 2012
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divorceaversary 

the anniversary of the day your divorce becomes legally finalized.
Let's go out and celebrate my divorceaversary with a whole lot of wine!
divorceaversary by WKUAndrea August 12, 2008

Divorcaversary 

The anniversary of a final divorce decree.
I am having a divorcaversary party.
Divorcaversary by galaxysprfx August 26, 2010

divorciversary 

Jorge: Hey, I have to go out tonight. It's my divorciversary.
Rodrigo: Sweet, man. It's been a whole year since you split with that bitch.
divorciversary by Skipping Chicken February 11, 2010

divorciversary 

annual celebration of the day you were officially free from that loser/asshole/bitch/whore etc.....
I'm heading to Vegas for this year's divorciversary.
divorciversary by DSWF August 25, 2010

Happy Valentine's Divorcaversary 

When the anniversary of the finalization of your divorce falls on Valentine's Day.

You can use this for any holiday just add -divorcaversary on it.

Also see Flagabirthaversary, the convergence of Flag Day, my birthday and my wedding day. Now, you see how that ended. :/
Today is the third anniversary of the finalization of my divorce so I guess it is Happy Valentine's Divorcaversary to me!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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