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twentytard 

Any guy over the age of nineteen that is NOT really mentally retarded and STILL lives with mommy and daddy, has no job, no car, finds a girlfriend online then has to depend on his parents to pick that girl up AND pay for everything.
As the girl watched the clock pass another hour beyond the promised time, she got a text from her twentytard boyfriend stating his mommy was still sleeping and the date wasn't happening.
twentytard by jpg3 October 21, 2012
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twentythreesome 

Twenty three people having sex
This definitely isn’t possible, don’t try it.

You probably just wanna see how far this goes
Man 1: Hey man I just had a twentythreesome

Man 2: Dude..is that even possible...?
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TWENTYTHREE 

A Underground Dark-Rap/Trap-Metal Artist who goes by his name “TWENTYTHREE” or just “23”with not much known background information besides being known to be from Sydney, Australia who moved to Portland, Oregon and his birthday being on August, 23rd which could hence the name on why he’s named “TWENTYTHREE”. He is known for his creepy, cryptic horror inspired sounds, imitating lots of noises and visuals that you would hear and see in horror movies and is featured on many underground music platforms such as “TRASHGANG”. He enjoys mixing up his styles in his raps and lyrics in a super unique way combined with his raspy deep voice which makes his music so acoustic and self made and has worked with other underground artist in a lot of songs that share similar traits to his music style.

He is also known to never show his face for personnel reasons and is NEVER seen without his iconic black vented ski mask or covering his face completely, As well as always wearing black clothing from head to toe which gives in to his mysterious and unique appearance and style.
“Did you hear about how those group of people were violently dismembered in the forest by an unknown force of nature? A lot of people believe it might’ve been a ghost who lured them in. There were 0 traces of evidence of who truly committed the murders.”

“Or maybe it could have been TWENTYTHREE lmfao, he never leaves a trace of when hunting down his victims who talk shit about him and can he can never be seen at all, especially during the night. He basically IS a ghost.”
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026