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Zoidberging 

The act of walking up to someone (preferably a woman or large man), holding your hands like claws and pinching their nipples. After this is accomplished the person then must scuttle away while shouting 'wobobobobob' alá Futurama's Dr. Zoidberg.
Mary: Oh hello Stan...WHAT THE! OWW! MY NIPPLES!
Stan: Wobobobobob!
Mary: Stop Zoidberging people Stan!
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Zoidberging 

After obtaining a critical sunburn, taking off your shirt and running sideways across a room with great speed while making rediculous noises.
John started Zoidberging last night at rebeccas beach house. it was hillarious
Zoidberging by BigBuckProductions August 15, 2010
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Zoidberging 

When someone makes Dr. Zoidberg's signature sound effect out of context in order to get people to pay attention to them.
Christian: So Alex, what are you up to this weekend?
Ted: Wobobobobob!
Christian: Damn it Ted, stop zoidberging!
Zoidberging by Wombatish July 7, 2010

zoidberging 

The act of scuttling sideways like Dr Zoidberg while making a Whoopwhoopwhoopwhooopwhoop sound, OR the act of eating food in the manner of Dr Zoidberg.
Dr zoidberg was zoidberging while zoidberging.
zoidberging by poorsillyfitz July 28, 2015

Zoidberging 

When a male has a threesome with two women, and during the act of foreplay inserts each of his thumbs into a respective vagina, and all four fingers of each hand into the corresponding butt hole. He then lifts the women into the air, scuttles back and forth, pinches his hand open and close like a crab, and yells "whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop!"
Dude, I was totally Zoidberging those two chicks from the bar last night when I shit my pants.
Zoidberging by 3LM0 March 16, 2012

Zoidberging 

The action of awkwardly moving through a crowded area while making a sound and body motion similar to Dr. Zoidberg
This dayum hallway is too crowded Zoidberging is the only way to get through it.
Zoidberging by LegitWaffles January 10, 2013

Zoidberging 

performing fellation on your ladyfriend whilst using your hands like lobster claws to pincer her nipples and yelping WHOOPWHHHOOOPWHHHOOOPWHHHHHOOOOOP (as zoidberg)
Almost got caught zoidberging my girlfriend lastnight
Zoidberging by Cazmaz24 May 31, 2016