Cocksquito 

An imaginary bug that teenage girls and women feel crawling on them during and before impending moments of intimacy.

John: "Do you like the feel of my breath on your neck?"
Virginia: "Ahhh! Something just touched my leg!"
John: "You mean my hand?"
Virginia: "Eww, I felt a bug."
John: "...Just a Cocksquito"

Mark: "Are you ready?"
Jenny: "Ahhh!" *covers face* "I'm being attacked by a Cocksquito!"

Cocksquito by john the elder boy October 4, 2012

Cocksquatch 

A conjunction of "cock" and "sasquatch", used to pejoratively describe someone who is being a spectacularly massive dick.

"That cocksquatch just cut me off! Now I must kill him and eat his skin!"
"If you don't desist in these acts of cocksquatchery, I shall be forced to kill you and eat your skin."
"Did you hear about this Hitler guy? Apparently, he was a total cocksquatch. I wish someone had killed him and eaten his skin."

Cocksquatch by Chest Strongwell May 17, 2013

cocksquatter 

an informal name for someone who finds pleasure in sitting on cocks

"oh richard is such a cocksquatter, i hear he loves nothing more than squatting on a fat cock!"

cocksquatter by Gaz Pasty November 17, 2006

cocksquire 

n. a male, typically a twink, who really, REALLY enjoys loving on the peen. He enjoys it so much, he will kneel, bow, curtsy and service that peen silly. May also act like a fancy high-class bitch (e.g. - 'fancy' voice) with or without a peen nearby.

Do you see that rich little gay boy over askance? He's Piccard's latest cocksquire! fancy laughter ensues

cocksquire by danbotica July 16, 2016

cocksuit 

Prenounciation (cok-sute)

1: Noun, A flesh coloured lyrca suit which is aesthetically enhanced by the addition of numerous prosthetic cocks

Also a mangled form of the name Ochthuit

My, that's a fine cocksuit you have there, Alan!

Helena told Ochthuit "Shut up Cocksuit! No-one wants to know about your rash"

cocksuit by Not Calagan April 3, 2007

Cocksquatch 

A male who's penis has hair growing all over it. It could be at the base, just the underside of the penis, or all over it up to the head. Either way, it's disgusting as fuck and should be shaved.

Yeah, he was a total "Cocksquatch" though!

Cocksquatch by Neorift September 25, 2010

cocksquat

one who squats on cocks

That cocksquat got pwnd hard!!

cocksquat by Vitj September 22, 2003