cocksquatter
cocksquatter by Gaz Pasty November 17, 2006
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cockswatter
a female version of a cockblocker. prevents her female friends from getting laid, hooking up, or any action at all. They pride themselves on helping their friends make the right decision, but their friends usually don't appreciate getting cockswatted.
Kay: what do you think about will? Caroline: he's cute. why? Kay: well we're gonna hookup. Caroline: what? omfg don't do it! no! Kay: okayy i won't.... cockswatter! (She then hooks up with the boy, ignoring her friend's useless cockswatting.)
cockswatter by lalalalaimadoitanyways:)haha May 25, 2009
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cocksquawker
a gay man who incessantly talks about being an arse bandit as if its the best thing in the world. normally those who have recently come out and think everyone should know their shitty secret.
Baz - "oh my god! im gay and i love cock!
Lobo - "yeah thats the 69th time you've told us cocksquawker!"
Lobo - "yeah thats the 69th time you've told us cocksquawker!"
cocksquawker by iantho December 9, 2008
cock squatter
1. A woman who is having an affair with a married man. 2. A woman who dates men only for personal gain.
1. "I just found a picture of the woman my husband's been cheating with and boy is that cock squatter a skank." 2. "Debbie got that promotion only because she's a cock squatter."
cock squatter by Willis A. April 16, 2008
Coochsquatter
A drunk bitch who decides to take off her panties in the middle of the road, thus exposing her coochular region whilst squatting to make urine.
You hear about the coochsquatter last night? I heard that she made so much urine that the car slipped.
Coochsquatter by Drewcifer69 December 12, 2012
Toe Rag
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
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Eternity leave
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
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