sperm teddy Share definition Flag A sperm teddy is a crusty old teddy bear used to wipe up the results of whacking off. Darnell: Hey, I can't find my sperm teddy!Franconi: Sorry, I just used it. It's a little gooey. sperm teddy by scodder September 29, 2012 0 0 Get merch Get the sperm teddy mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch
