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Universititty 

1.Girly action(sexual) one gets while attending college.

2. Feminine sexual conquests, fuck-buddies ( often devoid of love, or separate from a relationship) one has while attending college.

3. The collective female population of a college represented as an object of sexual desire.
1. John really sowed his wild oats back in the day. He used to get a lot of universititty.

2. A: So you used to go out with Sheila in college eh?
B: Na.We used to do it once in a while.,but she was just universititty. It wasn't serious.

3.You're going off to College X eh? You lucky bastard. I hear they have some mad universititty,bro!
Universititty by Skuldugger September 4, 2012
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univershitty 

Parody of the word University. A college, usually private that is located in the middle of nowhere. These schools tend to target students who are nerds and jocks only. People brag on the nursing and communications department, yet students who actually go to this school will say that they receive no help. The cafeteria food is usually fake and sucks. Students who suffer from food allergies are better off eating their feces than plastic. It becomes very hard to make friends if you don't play sports. Due to the school being in the middle of nowhere, income for student activities is non-existant. People find a reason to bully anyone. No one even cares if someone dies unless they were an athlete and despite paying around $16,000 per year you get treated like you only pay $2,000.
Jamall: Hey man , how's school?

Mike: It sucks ass , I'm stuck at Waynesburg. That place is a total univershitty.
univershitty by Shlomo Livenstein February 13, 2017
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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026