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Freudian swype

A practical joke frequently played on not-so-smart people by disturbingly intelligent cell phones, wherein a neutral word in a text message is automatically replaced by Swype to create inuendo where none was intended.
Text #1: "I'm looking for semen to help me."
Text #2: "Damn freudian swype, that was supposed to be 'someone' not 'semen'."
Freudian swype by paperklutz January 23, 2011
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Freudian Swype

Occurs when your SmartPhone taps into your unconscious and inserts words into your posts, texts, or emails that were not what you intended, but are usually much more interesting and often revealing.
New freshman facebook post on the first day of classes.

She makes a Freudian Swype when she uses her Droid to make the following Facebook post. "First day of caskets! Here we go!"

Freudian meaning: The student is afraid that she is going to die; that is, that she is not ready for college.
Freudian Swype by Dr. Chrispy August 27, 2012

Freudian Swype

When using Swype on an Android phone to text and the wrong word pops up, unnoticed, changing the meaning of the text. (Usually in a funny or sexual way)
"Hey! Am I gettin laid 2nite?"

-"WHAT!?!?"

"Sorry, freudian swype. Am I gettin PAID 2nite?"
Freudian Swype by Lucas Spynacus January 11, 2013
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026