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Ass-cobbler 

1) a complete dill weed who looks at your girlfriends ass
Dill weed: "Damn, look at that ass!"

Boyfriend: (he overheard) "yo buddy back off my girl [ass- cobbler!"

Dill weed: " whoa there! Sorry bout dat friend!"

( the ass-cobbler is jumped, tea bagged multiple times, and then stripped, having to walk home naked with shame D)
Ass-cobbler by CUNGALUNGA July 13, 2012
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ass cobbler

One who cobbles the ass. A repairman specializing in shoddy work on the ass of others, generally a poor Halo player.
That ass cobbler was camping behind the same rock again.

He was such an ass cobbler that he broke my hot rod!
ass cobbler by Yoshida May 3, 2004
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Assgobbler 

One who excessively sucks anus to the extent that it makes his breath smell very shitty.
Man, Delbert is a real assgobbler. He's so full of shit that his breath stinks
Assgobbler by Smilin1 April 19, 2010

assgobbler 

An insult, meaning eating or stuffing your face full of ass. It can also mean having your breath smell like ass, or just being a gay person.
Brenden is such a fucking assgobbler.
assgobbler by Lemon February 5, 2005

Assgobbler 

1. ) Special breed of asshole\ignorant fuck, who just with their mere presence can make you consider chugging bleach or killing said assgobbler.

2. ) Someone who discovered what a rim job is and can't get enough of it.
1. ) Person : Bro, I can't believe that goddamn assgobbler broke into my crib, and fucked my lil sister in my fuckin bed after I just washed the sheets. Sorry mf even shoved his soiled condom in my pillow case before he left.

Person 2: Damn fuck that guy. Wanna fuck up his shit fam since he fucked ur sister?

Person : Hell yea ace.

2. ) My brother became an assgobbler after coming back from his business trip in Bangkok.
Assgobbler by KevinFallis May 3, 2018

assgobbler 

One who goes by the name of Sergey.
Sergey gets through life by being an assgobbler.
assgobbler by Panti Gravity March 22, 2005
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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