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Timsterism

1. The religion for the aspiring singer/songwriter Tim Hatten.
Person 1-"So, back on the topic of religion, what did you say you worship?"
Person 2-"Timsterism. It's for Tim Hatten. He makes music and stuff."
1-"Well, that's interesting...I guess."
2-"It's also for the people that listen to his music. They're called Timsters, like Nicki Manaj calls her fans her Barbies."
1-"Ah... Makes sense now."
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Shit I got my left ass cheek stuck in a toaster and I can't get it out guess I just gotta live with toasterism.
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