Timsterism

1. The religion for the aspiring singer/songwriter Tim Hatten.

Person 1-"So, back on the topic of religion, what did you say you worship?"
Person 2-"Timsterism. It's for Tim Hatten. He makes music and stuff."
1-"Well, that's interesting...I guess."
2-"It's also for the people that listen to his music. They're called Timsters, like Nicki Manaj calls her fans her Barbies."
1-"Ah... Makes sense now."

Timsterism by Skycrashingcloudcatcher July 8, 2012

Toasterism 

When you get a body part in a toaster and can't get it out.

Shit I got my left ass cheek stuck in a toaster and I can't get it out guess I just gotta live with toasterism.

Toasterism by Lasagnaaa August 26, 2019

Tipsterism 

The worst form of retardation.... Also commonly defends the indefensible

Synonymous with keffalissm

Tip has a severe case of tipsterism he defended lolicon recently

Tipsterism by B1chesIoI March 2, 2024

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008