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shelfood 

Books that people put on a shelf without ever reading them, even though they think they eventually will, but mainly to give the impression of being well-read.
A friend is going over your books on the shelf.

- friend : " - Title of the book -, wow, is that a good book?"
- you : "I don't know, I have not read it yet."
- friend : "Yeah right ... shelfood!"
shelfood by hansome hyena July 5, 2012
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Shelford 

Shelford is someone who is not hard to get along with. He always exhibits kindness, loyalty and generosity in everything he does. He is super funny and will leave you feeling comfortable in his presence. He will be there through thick and thin, and you can always rely on him. If you haven’t already got you a Shelford it’s probably cos your toxic and he dont play that
Person 1: Shelford is a Real N**ga

Person 2: Oh fosho, he a real 1
Shelford by Shelford November 22, 2021
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Shelford 

Shelfords are a rare breed. Shelford is a total G. He's witty and funny and a total nerd.

But don't call him a nerd to his face unless you know him because Shelford is the king of dog shots! He will break your face.
But he's cool when he's not cheating at monopoly.

Shelf-holden is always looking for some dank Kush too..
Shelford is a one of a kind guy.
Shelford by Clairechair November 23, 2021

shelford 

It's clear that Shelly or Shelford rides for his gang, gang, gang, gang. And that's word to his gang, gang, gang.

He is quite the competitor and doesn't take kindly to losing. He will cheat and cheap shot any rival who stands between him and first place.

He's kinda an undercover bhad bhabie.
But with better hair.

His motto is, "be good at it."
Shelford is good at it.
shelford by Clairechair November 23, 2021
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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