Kringle

Someone who has a mix of Blonde and Red hair. Gets around all the negatives of being a ginger in younger years but grows into the soul sucking lifestyle after puberty.

DAVE: Why do I get a creepy vibe from you?
KERMIT: Probably because im a Kringle!
DAVE: What is a Kringle?
KERMIT: A Kringle is someone who plays the fence of normal society by having half blonde hair but deep down will always be weird and socially unaccepted due to my ginger roots.

Kringle by McLovinDeez July 14, 2018

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kringle

A danish pastry made and sold in Racine, WI. Usually contains fruit or nut filling and is frosted; may be filled with cream cheese or chocolate. Generally comes in a oval ring that is about 18" long.

Let's order some kringle from kringle.com! mmmm....

kringle by Pammm February 1, 2007

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Kringle

There are several variations of "kringle."

Kringle (n.): to give a reach around to Santa Claus or a member of his immediate family.

Kringling (v.): the act of giving a reach around to Santa Claus or a member of his immediate family. Example: This Christmas, I will be kringling the night away.

Kringled (v.): the definition for this word is censored by the U.S. government.

Kringley (adverb): to be "in the mood" for a kringle. Example: Every time I wear a Santa suit, I feel all kringley.

You may also "kringle" yourself or receive a "kringle," provided you are wearing a Santa suit.

These words were coined on The Skiffy and Fanty Show in their Torture Cinema episode on The Christmas Dragon.

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, right before she kringled him.

Kringle by Anonymous Podcaster December 16, 2018

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kringle

v. To cringe at the thought of participating in any lame holiday events.

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I kringle when I think of singing carols at the homeless shelter. It makes me think of my own bleak childhood. So many bad "Drummer Boy" renditions at the home. Hadn't we suffered enough?

kringle by gnostic 1 December 14, 2012