assmason 

One who specializes in assmasonry.

see: asshat, dipshit, moron, idiot, etc.

"God dammit, Chris is such a fucking assmason."

"I don't wanna hear it, assmason."

assmason by GARY LOVES THE BACON May 12, 2004

assmasonry 

Used as a noun to describe a physical object bearing no redeeming qualities whatsoever. Can also apply to one's behavior.

see: shit, asshattery

also: assmason

Object: "We could have wound up with something great, but the result, instead, was this horrifying lump of assmasonry known as Enter the Matrix."

Behavior: "Tim Roberts' continuing assmasonry regarding the Phantom is already the stuff of legend."

assmasonry by GARY LOVES THE BACON May 12, 2004

assason 

Repairing your iPhone with clear tape, it doesn't really matter what kind of clear tape or iPhone model as long as it is being repaired using clear tape it has been assason.

Damn, I split my phone open with an axe time to assason!

assason by ACEepic September 8, 2020